When collectors visit you,
bigyan ka muna ng sulat ( w/ envelope or 1/4 shit of paper lang)
pirmahan mo lang kahit left to right, front and back.
no big deal.
DON'T READ ANYMORE
..to the trashcan, Batman!
Minsan, they will also give you their cellphone.
Kausapin ka daw ni Supervisor.
huh? what for? may sulat na nga eh!
pssst.... this is to intimidate you:
" si atorni ito, ano ba plano mo? etc"
WAG KAUSAPIN.
it's your right.
say NO to strangers,
yan ang turo sa atin, di ba?
gustong pumasok sa bahay?
that's Trespass To Dwelling.
a criminal offense.
robbery na yan.
eskandalo?
sino ba ang kinukulong dyan, aber?
p.s.
kung may aso,
pakagat mo ke brownie.
walang kulong yan.
pramis.
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