Collector : M'am/Sir, your debt is now P1,000,000.00 ( without showing ANY bank statement)
You : May amnesty ba? ( without bothering to find out BSP Cir. 702)
Collection Letter : This is from the court. A case has been filed. Warrant of Arrest will be issued
at 12:00 midnight. We will get all your things including flat iron, washing machine
and your China-made electric fan.
You : ( loses common sense) worried, can't sleep, can't eat .
p.s.
Somebody inquired about "Amnesty from East West Bank"
Answer : " Are they authorized" ?
reply : " You can validate by checking our e-mail address"
hahahaha.....simple "yes" or "no" cannot confirm?
Now, saan galing ang iyong problema?
